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$MILE Friday Night Mile Musings from my garage, peering out the window at what appears to be a Nuclear Winter after the nuking this stock took this week. Fired up an old cb radio, “this is a test, anyone out there?” Radio crackles and static noise. “I repeat, anyone out there, any MILE holders left?” Radio crackles and silence. “Anyone, is there anyone left alive?” Radio crackles. The Spider, “think it’s just us man, you fucked up big huh? I got some Jefferson’s at Sea/Oceans aged whiskey, you want some?” Me, “yeah fuck it pour me one deep” Two hours later and 3/4 bottle gone, Notorious B.I.G. “Ready to Die” album bumping in the background, and me on the radio talking to myself, “anyone? Maybe it’s not the end of the world? It’s a growth stock, tutes shaking out weak hands, the floor is in, growing pains maybe? Ahh fuck it Dan Preston is about as boring as cable tv.” The radio suddenly came alive w people across the nation chiming in w Dan Preston jokes! Medieval shit. Cheers